DOES WOOD MULCH GET TERMITES? Yes, of course.|
DOES IT MATTER? No, of course not.
WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TERMITES IN MY MULCH? Use rocks.
I HAVE TERMITES IN MY GARDEN, TWO FEET FROM MY HOUSE! So what? So do I.
I HAVE TERMITES IN MY FIREWOOD. Burn it.
I HAVE TERMITES IN MY FENCE. So what? So do I.
MY NEIGHBOR HAS TERMITES. So what? So does mine.
WHAT ABOUT THOSE TERMITE STAKES FROM HOME DEPOT? You're kidding, right? I think they're right next to the electronic pest repellers, hahahahaha
CAN I GET ANYTHING TO SPRAY AROUND MY HOUSE FOR TERMITES? Not easily, and it wouldn't help anyway.
I SAW A FEW CARPENTER ANTS..... So what? So have I.
BUT I SAW THEM INSIDE! Ditto
SHOULD I GET A "PREVENTIVE" TERMITE TREATMENT? Well, I wouldn't and I know of what I speak.
WHAT ABOUT NEW CONSTRUCTION AND/OR RENOVATION? Chemical pre-treatment to the soil, during construction, on every structure, always and forever.
WHAT'S THE WORST CASE TERMITE SCENARIO? Getting ripped off by your exterminator.